Thursday, April 16, 2009

68. Observe and Report



68. Observe and Report (2009) - 04/12/09 - Theater:
Please don't go into this expecting a goof ball stoner comedy. It is so much more than that I don't even know where to begin. Jody Hill is one sick mother fucker and it works in his favor. He makes you laugh at shit you shouldn't be laughing at and then when it's done you feel like you should see a shrink. Ok so I'm over exaggerating but there is some truly fucked up shit in this DARK-AS-HELL comedy. To those of you who don't want to see it because it looks like a rip off of "Paul Blart Mall Cop"....you are FUCKING RETARDED. This is certainly not Kevin James running around falling all over the place at a mall. This is about an off-his-meds, delusional, psycho who tries to take the law into his own hands.

67. Bolt



67. Bolt(2008) - 04/11/09 - Blu-Ray:
The first non-Pixar cgi movie from Disney and you know.....I kind of liked it. Definitely doesn't even even come close to Monsters Inc., Toy Story, or Wall-E....but on it's own it isn't half bad. 3/5

66. Role Models




66. Role Models (2008) - 04/10/09 - Blu-Ray:
Funnier than you'd think. 3.5/5

65. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?



65. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988) - 04/09/09 - Starz!
I haven't seen this since i was about 10 years old. Normally when I loved a movie at that age and go back to "re-visit" I'm slightly disappointed. Well, fear not because not only is WFRR? good in 2009, it's actually better. I never realized how dark this was for a "kids" movie and it's great. Definitely will be picking this up on Blu-Ray.5/5

64. Eastern Promises



64. Eastern Promises (2007) - 04/06/09 - Max:
I've seen it before and it is one of my favorite Cronenberg films. I've become quite the fan of his and this is one of his finest. Viggo Mortensen is the shit and the fight scene in bath house....I don't even know what to say. 4/5

63. Frozen River



63. Frozen River (2008) - 04/05/09 - Blu-Ray:
If you ever feel like you have it bad give this movie a shot. It'll make you feel 163,334,886,509 times better about yourself. I had no idea what it was about except that it got some buzz during oscar time. I was blown away by the story and the hardships the main characters go through. I don't want to give anything away but everyone should see this movie. 4/5

62. Over Her Dead Body

62. Over Her Dead Body (2007) - 04/05/09 - HBO:
I won't justify this piece of shit movie with a write-up. Paul Rudd is the only thing this has going for it. My wife made me watch this. We are now divorced.....just kidding baby. 0/5

61. Adventureland



61. Adventureland (2009) - 04/05/09 - Theater:

Hands down my favorite movie I've seen this year. That's not technically saying MUCH but this movie just kicks ass. A great coming of age story about life right after college. The acting is phenomenal, especially Jesse Eisenberg. We will be seeing a lot more of him in the future. Also something to note, the soundtrack. Hands down one of the best movie soundtracks of the last 20 years. Oh yeah, and Kristen Stewart....damn is she fine. 5/5